Especially after the tough year we’ve had, this Christmas is a wonderful occasion to send funny wishes and messages. Take some time bringing a smile to the face of someone you love.
What better way is there to spread happiness and joy than making someone laugh? Send these funny Christmas Wishes in cards, texts, sticky notes, wherever you think someone will find them and smile.
Funny Christmas Wishes
I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
I tried to hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of you!
Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!
There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
Dear Santa Funny Christmas Wishes
Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.
Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.
Dear Santa, please lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean for an entire year!
Dear Santa, Please leave plenty of presents, but make sure the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on my lawn! Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa, please fill my stocking with winning lottery tickets!
Meaning of Christmas
Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!
Christmas is season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!
Funny Christmas Wishes for Holiday Cards
It’s time to enjoy the holiday, spend some real cash, and realize in the end that money is everything that we ever wanted from Santa.
Merry Christmas! May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters.
Good luck with wishing people unrealistic things from someone who doesn’t even exist. Have a great Christmas this year!
Happy holidays! May your egg nog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!
Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.
Merry Christmas! May you not lose any packages in the mail this holiday season. (And may they be delivered on time too!)
Merry X-mas! May you be surrounded by jolly elves – and not nasty grinches- this holiday season!
Happy Holidays to you! I’m sure Santa knows the difference, but I’ll put in a good word for you, just in case.
It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List… Can’t wait to see your gift by Christmas!
Other Funny Christmas Wishes
Anyone who believes that men are equal to women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
This holiday season I think I will donate my bathroom scale. that way I won’t be weighed down with guilt going into the new year!
If I were to re-write the “12 Days of Christmas,” I would include things like chocolate, cocktails, and fancy dinners instead of French hens and turtle doves.
I love the holidays. But sometimes I could use a little less “Jingle Bells” and a little more “Silent Night”.
For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!
It seems that the Christmas season keeps getting earlier each year. If it gets any earlier, Halloween is going to feel offended.
This time of year so many get concerned about eating too many calories. Therefore, I will gladly take any unwanted Christmas cookies.
Stay safe and healthy! Merry Christmas!
I hope you found these funny Christmas wishes to be entertaining. Please pass them along to someone you know that needs a few extra smiles this season.