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15 Funny & Famous Irish Quotes – Giveaway too!

It’s time bring on the luck of the Irish. Who’s ready for another fun giveaway hop. What I love about these events is that you not only get to enter my giveaway, but then you can hop around to many other bloggers and enter their giveaways as well.

Before we get to that, I thought it would be fun to share some funny Irish quotes. Even if you are not Irish, I think everyone can appreciate most of these funny quote and sayings. If you say one to a Leprechaun, maybe he’s give you his pot of gold. LOL

“A kind word never broke anyone’s mouth.”

“I’l be Irish in a few beers.”

“A silent mouth is sweet to hear.”

“It’s no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking.”

“Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves.”

“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love whiskey and bad decisions.”

“In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.”

“I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.”

“Kiss me, I’m Irish, or drunk, or whatever…”

“I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.”

“Irish Alzheimer’s -you forget everything except the grudges.”

“You know it’s summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.”

“Im not perfect, I’m Irish. That’s like perfect plus awesome, which is way better!”

“In Heaven, there is no beer. That’s why we drink here.”

“I once read about the evils of drink, so I gave up reading.”

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  1. Jenny Ham says:

    I might buy cat food or other pet supplies.

  2. Carolyn Daley says:

    I would buy multivitamins and soap.

  3. AEKZ2 says:

    I would buy some shoes.

  4. Julieh says:

    I would buy a new book.

  5. Sand says:

    I would spend it on pantry staples, given the current quarantine we’re under.

  6. Lauren M Hecker says:

    I would buy a 2000 piece puzzle because I need a new puzzle.

  7. Philip Lawrence says:

    If I won, I would probably buy an electronic translator.

  8. Candie L says:

    If my oldest son had it his way, he would say snacks It is always snacks Thank you

  9. Jenn says:

    I’d love to buy some storage organizers for the closet.

  10. Annette says:

    Something from my cart! Right now I have stevia and grapeseed oil.

  11. _Sandra_ says:

    Book(s)! There’re a lot of amazing ones on my TBR list.
    Thank you for the chance!! : )

  12. Stephanie Larison says:

    A book! There’s a big wishlist I have of them.

  13. kathy pease says:

    I would buy some coffee

  14. Dana Matthews says:

    I’d buy a few cleaning items!

  15. Debbi Wellenstein says:

    I think I might buy some toilet paper! LOL!

  16. Buddy Garrett says:

    I might buy a pair of jeans.

  17. Les Johnson says:

    I would buy a book or two.

  18. Antoinette M says:

    I want to purchase board games & puzzles.

  19. Danielle Day says:

    A fun DVD set to watch with family.

  20. Melinda Balandiat says:


  21. kayla says:

    I would buy vitamins!

  22. DanV says:

    I will buy some snacks.

  23. Audrey Stewart says:

    I will buy canned cat food for the elderly rescue cats that I shelter.

  24. Debbie P says:

    I would buy a set of Lamb cake molds to make lamb cakes for Easter this year.

  25. Rosey says:

    Polaroid film is what I would buy.

  26. Allison Bahr says:

    Thanks so much for the chances to win! I have a few books in my cart for the family!

  27. S. Carter says:

    I will use this toward a dress I have saved in my wish list!

  28. LeAnn Harbert says:

    My granddaughter has been asking for a butterfly garden

  29. Janie McGaugh says:

    Lots of books!

  30. BILL HOFF says:

    I would buy myself a Chewbacca Furby

  31. Breanne says:

    I would buy a bird feeder.

  32. Daniel M says:

    got lots of movies on my wishlist

  33. Linda Walker says:

    I’ll put it towards things I need for the house.

  34. Cheryl B says:

    I would use it to buy an Easter gift.

  35. Tara L says:

    I’d purchase towards a new mouse and mouse-pad for my computer desk.

  36. Leela says:

    I would put it towards my daughter’s laptop fund.

  37. Shirley Emitt says:

    I might order a bird bath.

  38. April says:

    I would use it to buy vitamins.

  39. kathi bennett says:

    I would buy books.

  40. Amanda Whitley says:

    i would buy a birthday gift for my daughter who is about to be 14

  41. Sarah Hayes says:

    I would buy books or some beauty goodies

  42. Jennifer Redd says:

    I would like to get myself some new craft supplies

  43. Robyn Bellefleur says:

    I would buy some new shoes or sandals for the summer.

  44. wen budro says:

    I would probably buy a DVD or a paperback book. They have a great selection of both.

  45. Jen B says:

    I’d buy books.

  46. Rosanne says:

    I will buy my husband a birthday gift for his St. Patrick’s Day birthday

  47. Michelle L says:

    save up for something electronic.

  48. DeAnna Keller says:

    I would buy my daughter a housewarming gift!

  49. sheila ressel says:

    I would probably buy K-cups if I won.

  50. Jeanna Massman says:

    I would buy something special for my grandson.

  51. polly says:

    I would buy some books for my grandsons.

  52. BookLady says:

    If I won I would buy some books from my favorite authors.

  53. Leslie P. says:

    I would buy some new dog toys- my girl’s birthday is coming up and she needs to be spoiled!

  54. sara marcy says:

    I would buy myself a treat, as most of my income is used to pay bill and such, maybe a nice top for the spring.

  55. Diana C says:

    I would buy some KC Chiefs stuff! ?

  56. Sandra Dufoe says:

    I would buy some summer tops.

  57. jeanette h sheets says:

    some books for my son

  58. Dana says:

    I would buy some skincare products.

  59. Alexandra Y says:

    I would buy diapers.

  60. Lynne says:

    I am starting to purchase Easter treats and gifts – so I would definitely use the $$ towards that!

  61. Nina Lewis says:

    Books or a handbag! šŸ™‚

  62. Shannon D Citrino says:

    Great quotes!! I had a good laugh!

  63. Robin Abrams says:

    I would buy a coffee pot. Mine died

  64. Luc says:

    Toy for nephew.

  65. Amber Kolb says:

    Some new sunglasses to celebrate Spring!

  66. Victoria Scott says:

    I have a few books on my wishlist I’d buy!

  67. Cynthia C says:

    If I won, I’d get a birthday gift for my niece.

  68. Francine Anchondo says:

    Probably save it for christmas gifts.

  69. Michelle J. says:

    A clean book!

  70. Patrice P. says:

    I would buy a manual food chopper.

  71. Hollie Jahnke says:

    I would probably buy my daughter a b-day present.

  72. Linda says:

    I would like to get a picture book with this.

  73. Laurie Nykaza says:

    I would buy a garden statue for my mom for mother’s day.

  74. Mya Murphy says:

    After losing over 300 pounds with gastric bypass surgery, I am in need of clothes.

  75. Tiffany S says:

    I would use it towards a birthday present for my friend.

  76. Lisa says:

    I would probably buy a movie on DVD and some shampoo.The Irish quotes were fun. They were both funny, and some of them true, like the one about money not buying happiness, but it quiets the nerves.

  77. Linda K says:

    I would buy a gel seat cover for my exercise bike.

  78. Teresa Warner says:

    Movie or book

  79. Darlene Owen says:

    I would buy my grandson a dinosaur for my grandsons birthday.

  80. beth shepherd says:

    I would buy some new books. THank you!

  81. Margaret Smith says:

    I’d like to buy a Cast iron Dutch oven if I won. Thanks so much.

  82. Kat says:

    If I win I will buy new sandals for summer.

  83. Denise B. says:

    I would add it to our account for future purchases.

  84. Thomas Gibson says:

    Perhaps a pair of walking shoes as mine are getting worn.

  85. Karen Propes says:

    I would get some toys my Grandson wants for his upcoming birthday.

  86. Kimberley Meier says:

    I would put the gift card towards some books.

  87. Barbara Long says:

    I would love to get some new books if I win.

  88. tricia a says:

    i would buy a new book!!

  89. Donna L says:

    I would buy my daughter a birthday.

  90. Susan Smith says:

    I would buy some books.

  91. Susan Christy says:

    I’ve got my eye on a new top that I want to wear to a concert.

  92. Linda G says:

    I would like to buy a new spring purse.

  93. Elaine G says:

    I’d buy books

  94. Stevie A. says:

    a new dry pet food container

  95. Sherry says:

    I would get either some books or a new phone case.

  96. Amanda says:


  97. heather s says:

    I would get new sandals for spring.

  98. Lisa says:

    I would buy cat supplies.

  99. Donna says:

    I would put it towards getting a new TV stand.

  100. Ashley c says:

    I need to get a rash guard for my son

  101. Barrie says:

    I would purchase a new phone case!

  102. latanya says:

    Get an air purifier

  103. Edye says:

    I’d get me a new book šŸ™‚

  104. stacey mccrary says:

    some gardening stuff

  105. rochelle haynes says:

    I would buy some bath and body

  106. Stephanie Jones says:

    i would buy a book

  107. Del says:

    I might buy coffee.

  108. bn100 says:


  109. NANCY says:

    A gift for my daughter-in-law.

  110. Vicky D says:

    I would use it for a birthday present for one of the 5 March birthdays in our family.

  111. Jennylyn Gross says:

    a new heating pad

  112. JanD says:

    I might buy a micro SD card.

  113. Michael Bratek says:

    Mikey needs new reads for his kindle, so some new thrillers or mystery will do please, that’s what I’d buy.

  114. Clem says:

    Probably a health supplement.

  115. Sarah L says:

    I’ll put it towards an Instant Pot.
    Thanks for the contest.

  116. latoya says:

    I have a lot of books on my wishlist so I would buy one or two books.

  117. Daniela says:

    I’d buy The Sinner by JR Ward

  118. Hana B says:

    Dog toys for my little pooch!

  119. Amber Terry says:

    I’d love to buy a few books.

    (Thanks for the chance to win!)

  120. Molli Taylor says:

    i need some cool new barettes!

  121. Natalie says:

    I would buy some sunglasses for my mom’s birthday because it is on St Patricks Day!

  122. Lisa Ellison says:

    i would buy books

  123. monique s says:

    I would get some new makeup

  124. Ellie Wright says:

    Books for sure.

  125. Kristen says:

    I’d buy a new phone case.

  126. Ann Fantom says:

    If I won, I would buy wireless earbuds

  127. David Hollingsworth says:

    I would get some new T=shirts.

  128. Calvin says:

    Will put it towards a new tv, or pc parts.

  129. Chrystal D says:

    I could use some new shoes!

  130. Ken Ohl says:

    love to purchase a couple movies for the family

  131. Stephanie says:

    New yoga pants and a shower curtain

  132. Lisa says:

    I would buy some beauty products.

  133. Debby M says:

    I would buy some dog treats for my dear dog, Monet.

  134. Karrie A Millheim says:

    i would buy candles

  135. Jennifer R says:

    I would get a new spoon rest for my coffee area if I won this gift card.

  136. heather says:

    I will buy some DVDs if I win this one.

  137. janet woodling says:

    I would buy books.

  138. Barbara Montag says:

    I might use this towards a Roku streaming kit.

  139. steph y says:

    Probably something for my kid.

  140. paige chandler says:

    I would get new pillows

  141. chelsea w says:

    I would probably buy either silk pillowcases or a pretty cardigan.

  142. Cali W. says:

    A book from my wishlist; thanks for the giveaway. šŸ™‚

  143. sandra says:

    i might buy a keyboard

  144. teresa kunberger says:

    I would buy one of my kiddos some new bedding for their new rooms!

  145. Mary Gardner says:

    I would buy a Kindle book.

  146. Maureen says:

    I would love to put this towards a pair of exercise shoes.

  147. Lindsay A. says:

    I would restock my vegan omega3 supplement. šŸ™‚ Thanks so much for the chance! I love goofy jokes like these!

  148. Kelly Kimmell says:

    I would buy my favorite shampoo and conditioner.

  149. Kelly D says:

    I would buy vitamins if I won.

  150. Klydra Pugh says:

    Supplies for the pets
    Thanks for the chance

  151. Debra Branigan says:

    I would like buy something that’s sitting in my Amazon cart which range from books, board games, and sports equipment.

  152. Melissa says:

    warm comfy pjs!

  153. Jennifer Sparks says:

    I would buy a mothers day gift from her amazon wishlist.

  154. shelly peterson says:

    I would buy a movie.

  155. Lauren Becker says:

    Probably a book or movie on my wish list! Fun jokes – thanks for sharing.

  156. Nerlande says:

    I would buy a dress

  157. Dana Rodriguez says:

    I may buy a new book! There are a few I want to read.

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