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Saturday Top Five Laughs – Funny Fitness Quotes

Funny Fitness Quotes

Fitness can be funny!

A fellow blogger over at The Mommy Chronicles has a fun Blog Hop called Top Five Laughs. I thought it would be appropriate to share some funny fitness quotes for today’s giggle. Here are some of my favorites:

  • You aren’t going to get the but you want by sitting on the one you have. – Unknown
  • I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. – Marsha Doble
  • Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. — Robert Hutchins
  • Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. – Unknown
  • The trouble with jogging is by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back. — Franklin P. Jones

What funny stuff do you have to share for today? Link up below…


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Wednesday 6th of February 2013

Haha-what cute quotes. I totally am sitting here thinking if I do butt exercises, I can get it in shape,lol! And I love the jogging one!


Tuesday 15th of January 2013

Oh I love these!!! I think my favorite is the one with chocolate and exercise- this is as I sat on my butt last night and ate chocolate while watching the Biggest Loser. Such cute laughs!!!

Beth @ Lessons Life Teaches Me

Saturday 12th of January 2013

Those are funny. The one I like the best is: I went running and heard clapping, I thought someone was cheering me on. In reality it was my thighs rubbing together. :) That one always makes me giggle.


Saturday 12th of January 2013

Thanks for stopping by. That is a great one!

sara @ fitcucaker

Saturday 12th of January 2013

These are cute..especially the one about exercising in the morning :)

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