Saturday Top Five Laughs – Funny Fitness Quotes

Funny Fitness Quotes
Fitness can be funny!

A fellow blogger over at The Mommy Chronicles has a fun Blog Hop called Top Five Laughs. I thought it would be appropriate to share some funny fitness quotes for today’s giggle. Here are some of my favorites:

  • You aren’t going to get the but you want by sitting on the one you have. – Unknown
  • I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. – Marsha Doble
  • Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. — Robert Hutchins
  • Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. – Unknown
  • The trouble with jogging is by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back. — Franklin P. Jones

What funny stuff do you have to share for today? Link up below…


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Jenn Mitchell is a proud mom, wife and adventure seeker. She’s traveled either solo or with family to 20 countries and 36 U.S. states so far. A former personal trainer, Jenn looks for ways to keep her family fit and active both at home and on the road. Her goal is to inspire other moms and families to live happy and healthy lives.

This Post Has 5 Comments

  1. Those are funny. The one I like the best is:
    I went running and heard clapping, I thought someone was cheering me on. In reality it was my thighs rubbing together.
    🙂 That one always makes me giggle.

    1. Jenn

      Thanks for stopping by. That is a great one!

  2. mel

    Oh I love these!!! I think my favorite is the one with chocolate and exercise- this is as I sat on my butt last night and ate chocolate while watching the Biggest Loser. Such cute laughs!!!

  3. mel

    Haha-what cute quotes. I totally am sitting here thinking if I do butt exercises, I can get it in shape,lol! And I love the jogging one!

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